I have decided to trial something for the blog. Over the next twelve months each month I will post some pictures and thoughts about a famous lady who I see as either deserving of a spanking or qualified to give one. As Wimbledon just finished, and I'm a tennis fan I thought I'd make my debutant spankee tennis champion Maria Sharapova.
There are many facets to Miss Sharapova and the following pictures will showcase some of those.
This is a glamour shot of Maria in a bikini. She has a lovely athlete's body and I can't begrudge her showing it off, although I would like to remove those polka dotted bottoms and turn her bottom the same shade as the dots.
Maria doing what she is best known for, playing tennis. She cuts a striking figure on the court, and has a great on court presence, it's a shame that she's better known for the decibel level and array of unladylike noises she makes when playing. I have a cure for that I'll explain later.
Unlike many of her contemporaries the Russian player does not often throw tantrums on court, however she's no stranger to doing this off court. Here she is pouting and looking extremely put out about something. I know I could give her something to pout about, it's sitting right here on the table in front of me. It's a heavy, flat implement that has seen plenty of use, but rarely for it's intended purpose. Can you guess what it is?
Now this is the Maria we all know and the one that exasperates so many of us and makes us watch Wimbledon and other Grand Slam tennis tournaments with the sound on our TV sets turned off. She is in mid yell. The shriek that she and some other tennis players, most notably Victoria Azarenka employ these days is simply not necessary. It is in fact an extreme form of gamesmanship or cheating which denies the opponent the opportunity to hear the ball off the strings and judge it better. She doesn't have to do it and she does not do it in training. If I had her here in the shop I'd be pinning up her tennis dress, lowering her panties and putting her over my lap for a good long hard spanking, that would really give her a reason to shriek, and umpires would have instructions to send her back to me for a refresher if she continued the shriek fest afterwards.