Well here we are at the end of another month, and I think you all know what means. Yes, it's time for this month's celebrity spankee as voted for by you my readers (Aunty would like more people to vote, please don't be shy, but we can't have everything). This month's choice surprises me. Mainly because I adore the girl and don't know why anyone would want to spank her, then again Penny (from Naughty Little Writer) doesn't know why I want Maria Sharapova spanked so badly, so there you have it. Without further ado I present October's Spanked Celebrity of the month:
Yes HRH the Duchess of Cambridge, Princess Kate!
I'm as shocked as anyone. However young Sophie (in fact she wanted Kate, her sister Pippa and their mother Caroline spanked) voted for it as did Richard. Sophie sited general behaviour as her reason and Richard came up with the recent topless photos scandal.
I'd like to say a few words about those pictures. The only person involved in that incident who, in my opinion, needs their bottom spanked (preferably birched) is the creature that calls herself a photographer. Kate decided, rather naively, to sunbathe in the nude. It was not like she was disrobing on a public beach or taking off her clothes in front of a crowd. She was with her husband, in a private house owned by friends, and the 'photographer' had to use a powerful lens to get the pictures from the roadside nearly a kilometre away! Disgraceful behaviour and I hope the Royal Family sue the lady responsible and the publication she works for.
One of the tabloids that published the licentious photographs and Kate's possible reaction.
I won't say that I haven't thought of reddening Kate's delightful bottom over my knee and seeing how loudly she may shriek when I put my brush to those delightful globes, but I tend to see her as more of a spanker than a spankee, and in fact there have been a few articles in The Glowing Globes Gazette by Debbie Downunder that suggest Kate is indeed on the other side of the brush.
I'm sure pictures like this
fuel people's imaginations. I don't know why, but there is something undeniably sexy about the girl. Of course when I find someone sexy I usually soon start to wonder about spanking them. Possibly that's what's happening with young Kate.
I leave you with a picture of her on the happiest day of her life, and on the day when she became so well known to so many of us outside of the UK.
I hope to hear from a few more of you in November and make that month's young lady really representative of you all.