I know that's a very unusual way to title a Spankee of the Month post, but I feel it's very apt, and so may you when you see who I have chosen.
I think we set a new record this month for votes, and by that I mean I received one vote. I managed to select our young lady because she'd been nominated before.
Phil and Rich nominated her and for much the same reason.
Without further ado, The Spank Shop's November Spankee of the Month is Lindsay Lohan.
It really is like shooting a fish in a barrel to select Miss Lohan, because I'm sure this tragic creature, who seems to lurch from disaster to disaster, is high on many people's 'needs a spanking' lists.
I'd be here all day and probably well into tomorrow if I were to attempt to list all of young Lindsay's transgressions, so I picked a recent one and something that personally makes me do a slow burn.
I think I have made my love of Elizabeth Taylor clear here. Imagine my horror when of all the actresses out there they chose Lindsay Lohan to portray the beautiful and elegant Lady Liz.
This shot really illustrates what I am talking about. The woman on the right is beauty personified. The one on the left looks like a child dressing up in her mother's clothes and using her makeup. If she were discovered by her mother she would get exactly what she deserves; a long over the knee spanking in her bare bottom, with her mother's sturdy wooden hairbrush. I think the makers of the film could also use a spanking for this incredible lack of judgement.
It wasn't always like this for Miss Lohan, she started out as an incredibly cute fresh faced young lady, who delighted audiences.
Somehow it came to this.
Those two images just make me very sad. This is a young woman who had beauty and talent and for whatever reason threw it all away. Maybe a few spankings in between pictures 2 and 3 might have turned things around.
I do hope we can have a few more votes next month. Remember it is Christmas and the end of the year, so let's make it special.