Sunday, 3 February 2013
February Update from Kimberley Susan
Hello everyone! Welcome to February. Here I am, Kimberley Susan again with the February update.
I'm not a great fan of the month. It's often dreadfully hot, it's shorter than all the other months so there's less time to do your administrative work and school goes back. When school goes back our business picks up. For some reason kids and adults find more mischief to get into when they're at school or at work and of course when that happens bottoms have to be smacked.
Aunty wants everyone reminded that nominations are now open for February's Spankee of the Month. So everyone scour the scandal sheets for a deserving young miss. We've been doing the SotM for a few months now. So I thought I would use this update to remind everyone of who has already been nominated.
July: Maria Sharapova
Doesn't that expression just say: smack my bottom!
August: Zara Phillips
I know she's a princess and everything, but I really see her smacking the bottoms, not the other way around.
September: Katy Perry
I hope she wins for no other reason than crimes against fashion!
October: The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton
I love Princess Kate. How could anyone want to spank her?
November: Lindsay Lohan
It's just so sad. I think it's too late to paddle her bottom, but if I thought it would do any good I'd be lining up behind Aunty to do it.
December: Mariah Carey
She's just so incredibly spankable and a very beautiful woman, but for goodness sake Mariah put your boobs away, we all know you've got them!
January: Caroline Wozniacki
If she wins I'm going to insist she has her hair done just like this. Isn't she the cutest thing ever?
So there you have it. Hopefully that's got you all thinking.
For the rest of the month we'll have stories from Seegee, musings from Aunty and myself and we have a special Valentine's Day story planned as well.
I'll leave you now with this awesome picture from Spanking Experience.