Aunty has had such a busy week. I've been posting almost daily and the shop has also had a busy start to the week. I of course had to post today, because it is the end of the month and we all know what that means don't we, dear followers? Yes! It is Spankee of the Month time!
I sadly did not receive many nominations, and if someone hadn't mentioned this month's winner I may have had to do it myself.
I quite like this lady and I was shocked and stunned when this news broke. I thank Rich for alerting me to it and nominating her as the SotM which saved me from making an executive decision.
Without further delay I give to you April's Spankee of the Month: Reese Witherspoon!
When most of us hear the name Reese Witherspoon, the above is what we think of. A pretty blonde with a ready smile. Everything I have heard about her, despite her rather ill fated relationship with Ryan Phillippe, tends to suggest that she is an intelligent and level headed young woman. She has two children. Seen here celebrating with their mother on the Walk of Fame.
How was such a woman nominated for my Rogues Gallery? A lot of it was caused by something that happened fairly recently. She was picked up for DUI. This is both dangerous and foolish. She compounded it by asking the officer who made the arrest if he knew who she was and behaving in a threatening manner. Reese!
As she once played country singer June Carter in a film, both Rich and I felt that she was no stranger to the sting of a good old fashioned wooden paddle and maybe that should be laid across her sassy backside repeatedly.
In her recent mug shots, she appears to be crying.
Now I am sure any tears shed here are because of the public embarrassment of something like this happened to a high profile person. I'd like to get her down to the shop and make her cry for another reason. I wager she'd cry a lot more and a lot louder!
Who will May's winner be? I wonder. I urge everyone to vote.