Thursday, 30 May 2013

Singing for a spanking

Yes, it is the end of the month and that means it is time to unveil this months SotM. Phil suggested this young woman. We've often heard of asking for a spanking. In fact it's a phrase I am quite fond of using. Maybe this young lady can sing for a spanking.

Unfortunately I can remember a song called Achy Breaky Heart, it was sung by a man with a rather impressive mullet hairstyle and a triple barrelled name; Billy Ray Cyrus. After his runaway hit disappeared from the charts, I think we all thought that would be the last we would hear of him.

It was for a while, then one of his children hit it big.


This was how many of us first saw Miley Cyrus, in the popular children's show Hannah Montana. The show was even more popular than her father's hit song had been and spawned a movie. Miley became the idol of many young teenage girls.

When a girl becomes famous early and makes her name as a child star something seems to happen to them as they get older and they try very hard to break away from the squeaky clean image they have cultivated. This was one of Miley's many attempts to do so.


She had such lovely hair and really who told this looks nice. It doesn't. It looks trashy and cheap. I'd take those horrible low riding jeans right off and paint her bottom red if I could.

If it had ended with the clothes and the look it may have been acceptable, but shots like the one below have made Miss Cyrus fodder for the tabloids.


Life choices young lady, life choices. They also so often don't think how what they do influences their many fans. The shame of Miley is that she genuinely is very pretty and does have talent, but is wasting it in some vain attempt to 'grow up'.


Miley and Dad Billy in happier days, although I rather think Mr Cyrus' attempts to make his daughter famous have contributed to her current state of affairs.

If Miley wants to be really grown up maybe she should present herself at the Spank Shop and ask to learn a long hard lesson over my knee.

17 comments:

  1. Something tells me if her Daddy never gave her what for when she started showing signs of this kind of behavior, she's unlikely to think it's appropriate for you to do so. Most of the folks in Country music are conservative politically and Christian in outlook, which is one thing I like about the genre (certainly not the music) and I figure Billy Ray has, for one reason or another, fallen down on the job so his daughter feels free to act and dress like a little skank. Too bad... );-(

    I for one, would love to read Seegee's account of the Taming of Miley Cyrus, but I'm not holding my breath...

    Phil

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  2. Phil, I know Miley's unlikely to recognise the need for discipline in her own life, which is sad. I also feel that Billy Ray did fall down on the job there and maybe he should join his daughter in that visit here. I am certain that Gabrielle could teach him a few things about effective parenting.
    My ultimate plan with the SotM is to have people vote for who they most want to see get a spanking out of all the nominations and write that story.

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    1. Is that a hint? I'm already working on a couple of stories, at least one involving Gabrielle... ;-)

      Phil

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    2. Oh no hints, Phil. Always happy to have contributions from followers, though.

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  3. Miley Cyrus has had a sound spanking coming her way for a very, very long time. Thanks for making this happen Aunty.

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  4. Miley needs a long sound spanking and brushing over your knee...............I would add her dad on as well, he could use a good tanning as well!
    Thanks
    Always
    Ron

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  5. That is just what she needs - in the skank outfit she's practically pulling her pants down herself, though I'm sure it's just "see? you can't believe I wear them this low, can you?" rather than the rather obvious "I need someone to convince me to stop."

    As convincing as you'd be, Aunty Andrea, I'm sure there'd be no lasting damage - all Achy, no Breaky, right?

    No doubt Billy Ray could learn a lot from Gabrielle is she set her mind to it - and had time enough. But I don't think you should exclude Tish, Miley's mom...

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  6. She is one of my more deserving nominations and unlike at least one other I don't think it's too late for a soundly smacked bottom to do her some good. Who would you suggest spanks Tish, John?

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    1. How funny that such a smart and sophisticated lady could get me chasing celebrity and pseudo-celebrity gossip! In any case, I think it would have to be you, Andrea, who would need to do it. While I'm sure Kimberly is developing into an excellent spanker, I don't trust Mrs. Cyrus to be able to relate to and learn from her – and if Gabrielle is handling Billy Ray, I wouldn't want to put her in the middle of any finger-pointing between them.

      Besides that, my impression is that Miley's dad's biggest offense is letting her run wild and not corralling her before she gets her picture taken advertising how classless she wants to be. Maybe Gabrielle can get him to see the obvious problems that this had led to and whatever protests he makes, inside he's got to be thinking she's right. Who knows? Maybe all he needs is a bit of encouragement to step up and do his duty as a parent.

      While Billy Ray may be a negligent parent in the passive sense – possibly even to the point of simply not knowing what to do or being too hesitant to do it – Tish seems to be an actively bad influence on her own daughter. I don't believe that a mother should compete with her daughter for attention, at least under normal circumstances – and even less so when your daughter has become your primary meal ticket and claim to fame ("Billy Ray Cyrus's wife" is not quite as famous as "Hannah Montana's mom"). But to try to garner more attention through inappropriate sexually-exhibitionist behavior while dragging your famous daughter along to ensure maximum media coverage… as fiction it would be rejected as unrealistic. The excessive tattoos, the attempts at cleavage, the affairs that are not only publicized but televised? Who sets that kind of example for their kids?

      Unfortunately, I suspect she is unrepentant and it would be very difficult to get through to her, making any kind of correction less than effective. That's why I think your elegant appeal is most likely to get her attention. I know that you have all the admirers a woman could want without resorting to flashy-trashy revealing clothes and "look at me! Look at me!" antics. Maybe you could communicate some of that to her – or maybe she would find the contrast of standing before you enough to realize how less appealing her over-the-top approach is. Frankly, my hopes of you getting through to her are not all that high, but I know you'd give it your very best!

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  7. certainly miley is in need of a damned good spanking. she is talented and pretty and is spiralling out of control.A good spanking followed by firm guidance would indeed straighten things out for her

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  8. My goodness, Miss Cyrus was a popular choice! Thank you Rachel and welcome to the Spank Shop, dear. Hopefully young Miley will get the helping hand she needs so much.

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  9. Well this sounds like a family affair so maybe you could keep within two families. The Kennedys and the Cyruss'. We could press young Chelsea into service to handle Miley under the watchful eye and direction of Aunty Andrea. Miss Kimberley can surely handle Tish, and Miss Gabrielle can take care of Billy Ray.

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  10. Or perhaps a summer camp or family "spanking retreat"? It would be quite an undertaking, at least in the beginning. A large house in the country, secluded and perhaps with a few luxury touches to attract the celebrity clientele (after all, there's a whole bunch of "upscale" drug rehab places). A few of your more capable and responsible former clients, supervised by a live-in "mistress" (maybe Joelle can emigrate from France and maybe Kimberly could be her "mistress in training"). It could be quite the cash cow, particularly if the names of the clientele are held in strictest confidence, at least in the beginning. Who knows, maybe it will become fashionable... ;-)

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  11. Smuccatelli, your idea of an upscale drug & alcohol rehab clinic with Joelle and kimberley is also appealing as long as Aunty Andrea has the final word. Perhaps Tania could be enticed from the police department as the new security director. Marta could be the physical traning coordinator etc. The possibilities are endless.

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    1. Thanks. As you said though, the key is getting Aunty on board as I'm sure The Shop fills most of her free time.

      I was imagining spa-like conditions to help the clientele recover from their multiple (and possibly rather severe) punishments, e.g., pool, hot tubs, massages, gourmet cuisine and of course, menial chores to keep them humbled (maybe in french maids outfits...). ;-)

      Phil

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  12. Thats fine with me Phil, as long as they have feather dusters...

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  13. Oh yes, Mark. We do have feather dusters here at the shop, nice cane handled ones. They sting.

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