In part to celebrate this and in part to thank you all and because this was always my intention I am opening up with a Spankee of the Year award.
Since July of 2012 I have been canvassing for nominations of celebrities that you my followers wanted to see spanked. When I started this little initiative I didn't really know where it would go or how long I'd do it for. Part way through I decided on 12 months, my holiday and the internet issues impacted everything a little, but here we are. I have 12 deserving ladies.
I'm going to post pictures of them all here with the month they were nominated and what for. I'll explain the rest after the gallery.
Tennis ace Maria Sharapova.
I chose Miss Sharapova myself way back in July of 2012 to get the ball rolling and to explain the concept. Her crime was largely the disturbing and annoying array of ear splitting shrieks and squeals she emits on court for the purpose of putting her opponent off. Viktoria Azarenka seems to have trumped the Russian on that count and she's gone past her in the rankings too, but Maria still remains number 1 for many, not least my friend and follower the Naughty Little Writer Penelope Hasler.
Granddaughter of Queen Elizabeth II, former party girl and Olympic equestrienne Zara Phillips.
The talented and not unattractive Zara poses with her hard won medal. I actually nominated Zara myself as it was an Olympic month and I wanted a famous Olympian that we would all be aware of. Zara used to party every bit as hard as her cousin Prince Harry, although these days she's happily married and a silver medal winning Olympian.
Songstress Katy Perry.
Young Katy found herself in this esteemed company after she accidentally flashed her rear and then there were her repeated crimes against her defenceless hair, which is seen in it's usual raven shade in this photograph. Recent events that involved other nominees seem to have left Miss Perry well and truly in the shade here though in my opinion. Please don't let that influence your vote though. If you want to see Katy's pretty little behind over my lap, let me know.
Recent Mum, the Duchess of Cambridge, Princess Kate.
The stylish and undeniably beautiful Princess found herself here because of some paparazzi photographs (which in my opinion should never have been taken in the first place) and a belief that she has put on airs and graces since marrying Prince William.
Fallen star Lindsay Lohan.
The name has become synonymous with scandal and ill advised life choices. At least we still have images like the one above to remind us that she was once a rising star with a bright future ahead of her.
Christmas regular singer Mariah Carey.
For December I really wanted someone people associated with Christmas and that was Miss Carey. She regularly puts out Christmas themed CDs and appears at Christmas events. That was in fact what earned her nomination. She has a penchant for showing off her impressive chest, which probably isn't a bad thing overall, but there's a time and a place, that's not at a Christmas event watched by millions, especially an audience containing young and impressionable children.
Former world no 1 tennis player Caroline Wozniacki.
Given that January is Australian Open month down here having a tennis player seemed appropriate. Miss Wozniacki made it an easy choice by choosing to impersonate fellow player Serena Williams in a most unflattering way at an end of season event not long before the Open. It was a rather ungracious thing to do, and if results since are anything to go by the karma has come back to bite her in a big way.
The astonishing Lady Gaga.
This walking fashion show of the always weird and often wonderful was nominated for ungracious behaviour towards adoring fans, but when I found the 'meat dress' I couldn't help but add that to her list of crimes.
Queen of the rom com Katherine Heigl.
I must confess I really like Katherine Heigl as an actress, but her on screen persona does not match the off screen one in which she regularly engages in anti social behaviour. As followers well know Aunty has a cure for that.
Oscar winner Reese Witherspoon.
This was one of the year's big scandals. The highly talented Reese Witherspoon is generally one of the better behaved stars, but when she is in a car that was pulled over by a policeman doing his duty Reese pulled the 'do you know who I am?' card and attempted to bully the poor man. Definitely spankable behaviour.
Professional celebrity and public embarrassment Miley Cyrus.
I do apologise for the description, but what else fits? She was nominated for increasingly lewd behaviour back in May, but it has only escalated since then, culminating in her display of 'twerking' at the VMA awards earlier this month. If only she'd stayed as she was in the above picture.
Singer and fashionista Rihanna.
The beautiful pop princess is no stranger to controversy and she found herself in my Rogues Gallery for promoting marijuana smoking as a pretty cool thing to do. Honestly what are these people thinking at times? Do they know who their audience is?
There you have it 12 beautiful and deserving bottoms.
Now your mission should you choose to accept it is to pick one of the 12, the one you think is most deserving or the one you most want to see over my lap and let me know who your choice is. You can do this by emailing me or leaving a comment on this post. I'll give it a fortnight. Whoever gets the most votes wins.If it's a tie I'll do another post as a run off with the ladies chosen.
Now why should you do this? What do you get out of it? Well, I can't offer a prize or anything, but what I will do is write a story about the winner coming to the Spank Shop to collect her award. Of course part of the acceptance will be a spanking. My choice as to what the recipient receives.