Now this is one of the reasons I like doing this blog. Even when no one votes in the SotY like this month so far, I sometimes receive a contribution from a follower. He prefers to remain nameless, but penned this little piece in honour of both me and the blog. I was ever so delighted.
The expression, the pose, the crooked finger and the wooden spoon in the other hand can only mean one thing.
Young man, I told you you'd better mind,
And if you didn't I'd really tan your behind!
So I don't want to see that pouty frown,
I'm going to spank your bare bottom until you can't sit down!
Don't even tell me that "It wasn't me!"
Just pull down your pants and get over my knee!
You've been a very, very naughty boy,
And it just so happens I have a wicked new toy!
So don't give me another word of your insouciant sass,
No matter what you say I'm going to whip your ass!
And the scene when she's done.