Sunday, 1 June 2014

Spank and Tell

Yes, it's June! Summer for those of you in the northern hemisphere, so yay for you. Winter down here in the south, so boo to that.

A new month means that we get a new Spankee to fantasise about, actually I asked for nominations for both, but I only got one Spanker, and the Spankee won.

So who am I talking about?

We had a varied field of ladies to pick from (again I would have been happy with a male, but people didn't pick any of the boys), which also covered a number of age ranges, so I was happy to see that. Spanking is for everyone!

This month our SotY nominee winner is:

For those of you who do not recognise that young lady it is the talented and attractive Jennifer Lawrence sporting her new short, messy do.

At a relatively young age  (23) Miss Lawrence has accomplished a great deal.

Second youngest nominee for an Academy award for her role in Winters Bone.

She would later win the Best Actress Award for Silver Linings Playbook.

Along the way she has collected other nominations and gone on to star in two major franchises,

As the archer Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games series.

And heavily made up for her dual role as Mystique and Raven Darkholme in the X-Men series.

I always thought until fairly recently that she handled her fame and all that came with it in a rather sensible and practical manner, plus she looked absolutely gorgeous and the picture of healthy young womanhood.

She's positively glowing here.

Then after this years Academy Awards she reveals that in going from after party to after party she got horrendously drunk and found herself throwing up in a gutter outside one of the parties while last year's winner of the SotY Miley Cyrus looked on in mild amusement. Now when even Miley thinks you've gone a bit far it's time to pull back.

That and posing for shots like this:

have earned a nomination and now the honour of being The Spank Shop's Spankee of the Year for May.

I'm looking for spankees only in June. Male or female. Not fussy there. Please participate and vote.


  1. First! I'd like to nominate both Gwyneth Paltrow and Charlize Theron for their recent over-the-top comments. Gwynnie seems to think people making "mean" comments about her on social media equates to be shot at in wartime and Charlize just compared it to being raped. Seriously? Exaggerate much?

    Boo hoo hoo and I hope at least one of you will be boohooing over Aunty's lap someday...